Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce Knock
Lettuce in it’s cold out!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From SVH, 10 years old, Winnipeg Manitoba
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
From Julia, 10 years old, Missouri, USA
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
From Lupita Juarez, 11 years old, Texas
What is an alien’s favorite key on a keyboard?
From Kenny, 9 years old, Florida
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
From Jay, 5 years old, New Jersey
Your Mama is so stupid …
From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA
What happens when people use golden toilet paper in the bathroom?
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