What is the funniest type of taffy?
Archives for January 2013
Zombie Love
Two zombies hang out at the park. One has a new girlfriend. What does his friend say when he introduces her?
Living Green
What is a green house made of?
Feline Fine Today
What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?
Sweet Dreams
There was a very mean (miserly) man. He dreamed that he was giving money to many people. He woke and ………………….
Shooting Pandas!
A panda walks into a restaurant. After eating his food, he pulls out a gun and shoots it off. (Of course, nobody was harmed.) “What did you do that for?” asks the waiter. The panda smirks, throwing him a dictionary with poor grammar. The waiter watches as the panda walks out, then reads it…