A blonde, brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. The brunette hides behind a bag of dogs, the redhead hides behind a bag of cats and the blonde hides behind a bag of potatoes.The cops show up and they look at the bag of dogs. The brunette says bark and the cops move on. They look at the bag of cats and the redhead says meow. The cops look at the bag of potatoes and the blonde says
Archives for January 2013
Potato!
Mama So Old
Yo Mama so old that
On her birth certificate it says “Expired”!
Black, White and Red
What is black, white and red?
A newspaper (is read).
Hungry Frog
What did the frog order from McDonalds?
French Flies and Diet Croak!
Mama So Ugly
Yo Mama so ugly that when she entered the contest……………
They said sorry no professionals!
Elephant and Ant
Elephant was crying and Ant came by.
Ant: Hey Elephant, why are you crying?
Elephant: Well, I ate all my food, and I am still hungry:-(
Ant: Oh, don’t worry! I will share my food with you 🙂
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