What does a monster call a runner?
Archives for February 2013
Fast food!
Fat Mama
Yo Mama soooooooo fat that when she stepped on a scale…
She said “How do you know my phone number?”
Travelling Snail
Question:
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Answer:
A snailer
Mama Teeth
Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow..
When she drinks water it turns into lemonade.
What a Card
Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Magnetic Personality
What did the paperclip say to the magnet on their date?
I am attracted to you!
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