What did the hat say to the scarf?
Archives for July 2013
Buzz
Why do bees hum?
Traffic
At what time do you go when it’s red and stop when it’s green?
Hearing Things
A man is sitting alone at a bar. No one else is there except the bartender. All of a sudden, he hears someone say “Nice shirt.” He looks around, and nobody’s there. A little while later, he hears “I like your tie.” Looks around and, again, nobody’s there. Once again he hears the same voice say “You seem like a nice guy. We should be friends.” Again nobody is there so he asks the bartender. What does the bartender say to him?
They Both Ruled The World?
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Fat Mama
Yo Mama so fat …