What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?
Archives for March 2014
“Look! Doughnut seeds!”
Talking Trash
In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
“Because i just unTIED you!”
Blowing Bubbles
How does a band get loud underwater?
With sound waves.
Duck!
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
Pink
How are pigs and ink related?
They are both in pens!
Balance is Everything
Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?
Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
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