Dinosaur Jokes

From Lion Ryan, age 8

What do you get when you put together a hippo with a T-rex?

A Hippy saurus rex!

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From Ava, age 8, U.S.A

Why do dinosaurs need to take a shower?

Because they ex-stink!

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From Troy, age 11, Devon, England

What does a sea monster eat for lunch?

Fish and ships!

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From Lilli, age 5, Dallas, North Carolina

What do you call a dinosaur that works out?

Dino-mite!

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From Jakejax, age 12, America

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Because they don’t know how to cook!

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From Anonymous, age 9, Los Angeles, CA

What do you get when you cross a T-rex with
a lemon?

A dino-sour!

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