What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
Dinosaur Jokes
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A Dinosaucer
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
What a lava-ly day!
