What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.
Dinosaur Jokes
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink! (Extinct)
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card!
What dinosaur was a photographer?
A camrasaurus!
Which dinosaur is the smartest?
Thesaurus!
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
