Dinosaur Jokes

From Chloe Gioia, 14 years old, Canada

What dinosaurs make the best policemen?

Triceracops!

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From Alfred, 12 years old, Hawaii

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!

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From Aarav, 8 years old, U.S.A, Maryland

What did dinosaurs pay their check with?

Tyrannosaurs checks!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Oakland county, MI

How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?

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From Chuchu, 7 years old, USA

What did the dinosaur say to the other?

Do you think he “saurus”?

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From Jordan Christopher Sheeley, 9 years old, Opelika Alabama

Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent!

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