Dinosaur Jokes

From Ryan, 9 years old, Flushing, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?

Dino-mite!

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From Kelly, 13 years old, CT

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

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From Maya, 13 years old, Spokane, Washington

What do you call a dinosaur that is good with words?

A thesaurus!

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From Ava , 12 years old, Grenada

What do get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

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From Ariane, 9 years old, Sydney

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens were not invented yet!

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From Frank, 10 years old, Nebraska

What do you call police officers in dinosaur time?

Triseracops!

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