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Doctor Jokes

From Sonny, age 13, USA

Doctor I need glasses!

Yea you do cause you’re in the pizza parlor!
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From Hezekiah, age 11, Alabama,USA

Why did the vampire need medicine?

Because he couldn’t stop coffin!
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From Lillyshak, age 12, Birmingham, England

Doctor Doctor! I think I’v gone blind! Can you tell me if I have?

You certainly have sir, this is a cafe!
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From Sophia, age 10, Pennsylvania

Why did the horse go to the doctor?

Because he had hay fever.
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From Summer, age 8, England

One day a man walks into the doctor’s room and says ” Doctor,doctor i have a steering wheel stuck im my pants!” the doctor then says ” How did it get down there?” The man says…

” I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
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Filed Under: Clothing, Doctor

From Sofia, age 10, Corpus Christi, Texas

One day a guy goes to the doctor and says,”Doctor, my leg fell asleep!”
“It’s okay, that happens all the time,” said the doctor.

Then the mouse said,”You don’t get it, it started to snore!”
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