Doctor Jokes

From Sofia, age 10, Corpus Christi, Texas

One day a guy goes to the doctor and says,”Doctor, my leg fell asleep!”
“It’s okay, that happens all the time,” said the doctor.

Then the mouse said,”You don’t get it, it started to snore!”

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From Kayla, age 10, California, USA

Patient: Please do something for me! I can’t stop thinking that I’m a bridge!
Doctor:What’s come over you???

Patient:So far, 5 cars and a truck!!!

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From Edith, age 6, London

Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!

You certainly do sir – this is a flower shop!

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From Hannah Bannah, age 8, Australia

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a triangle.

I see your point!

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From Veronica, age 8, Massachusetts

Why did Humpty Dumpty go to a psychiatrist?

He was cracking up!

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From Tommy, age 17, Redoak, Texas

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth-thirty!

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