Dog Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly Collie!

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From Virginia K., age 9, Sarasota, Florida

What do you get when you cross a Poodle,a Cocker Spaniel and a rooster?

A Cocka-Poodle-Doo!

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From Tre, age 10, Irondale, AL

What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?

“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”

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From Maya, age 11, USA

What do you call a pirate’s pet?

Scurvy dog!

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From Bethany, age 7, U.S.A.

What kind of dog is a fan of the New York Yankees?

A YORKie!

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From Raina, age 10, Sharjah,U.A.E.

Why couldn’t the Dalmatian puppy hide from his mother?

because he’d already been spotted!

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