There was an elephant riding a motorcycle, a cop pulled him over and asked for his driver’s license. Why didn’t he have his license?
It was in his trunk.
Elephant Jokes
An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?
He heard the movie peanuts was out!
Why can’t elephants ever get really clean?
Because they can’t take off their trunks!!
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bathing suit?
You get swimming trunks!
What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?
You’re not mailing my letters!!
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