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Elephant Jokes

From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!
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From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Leawood, KS

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bathing suit?

You get swimming trunks!
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From Thomas Guy, 9 years old, Warminster, England

What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?

You’re not mailing my letters!!
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From Aiden, 9 years old, San Diego

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!
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From Emma, 8 years old, California

What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?

Put it in the trunk!
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From Young at Heart, a parent, Florida, USA

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist!
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