Elephant Jokes

From Thomas Guy, 9 years old, Warminster, England

What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?

You’re not mailing my letters!!

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From Aiden, 9 years old, San Diego

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!

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From Emma, 8 years old, California

What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?

Put it in the trunk!

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From Young at Heart, a parent, Florida, USA

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist!

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From Ella Pearson, 10 years old, Tyrone, Pennsylvania

Why wasn’t the elephant in the car?

He was filling his trunk.

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From Hannah, 11 years old, United States

What happens when an elephant gets stuck in a freezer?

You have an elicicle!

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