Elephant Jokes

From Alyssa, age 14, Texas

What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?

Time to fix it!

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From Caitlin, age 7, England

Why did the elephant go to the elephant fair?

To have elefun!

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From Sarah, age 10, England

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?

There will be foot prints in the butter!

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From NIROOPA, age 13, GUYANA SOUTH AMERICA

What do elephants do when they stub their toe?

Call a toe truck!

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From Molly, age 9, Wales

What do you call an elephant with bananas in its ears?

Anything you like; it can’t hear you!

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From Andrew, age 12, London, England

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an ASPIRIN!

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