Why couldn’t the elephant fly?
Elephant Jokes
Because the airline lost his trunk.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Why were the elephants kicked out of swimming class?
They had their trunks down!
How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
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