Why was the elephant angry at the bellboy?
He didn’t carry his trunk!
Elephant Jokes
Second graders learning to read, one says”it’s a frican’ elaphant!”
Really it was an African elephant!
One day an elephant and an ant were riding a motor bike, and they had an accident. The elephant died, and the ant did not get hurt.
How did the ant survive?
Because he was wearing a helmet.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Why were the elephants kicked out of swimming class?
They had their trunks down!
How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
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