Elephant Jokes

From Chevanna, age 10, Moosejaw, Saskatchewan

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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From Ferny, age 7, California

Why were the elephants kicked out of swimming class?

They had their trunks down!

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From Violet, age 3, Sarasota, Florida

How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?

By the footprints in the butter!

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From KENNEDY, age 11, Denton

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?

You forgot to feed the elephant!

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From Shannon, age 10, Port Jefferson Station, New York

What is grey,purple,pink,orange,yellow and blue?

An elephant holding a box of crayons!!

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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

To keep from falling in the cocoa!

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