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Elephant Jokes

From Violet, age 3, Sarasota, Florida

How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?

By the footprints in the butter!
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From KENNEDY, age 11, Denton

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?

You forgot to feed the elephant!
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From Shannon, age 10, Port Jefferson Station, New York

What is grey,purple,pink,orange,yellow and blue?

An elephant holding a box of crayons!!
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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

To keep from falling in the cocoa!
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From Wayland, age 14, Okeechobee, Florida

Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?

Because there were too many cheetahs!
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From Maranda, age 9, Thunder Bay

What should you do with a blue elephant?

Cheer it up!
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