What’s big and grey and can fly straight up?
Elephant Jokes
An elecopter.
How do elephants speak to each other?
On ‘elephones!
Why did the elephant break the bottle?
Because he wanted to get out!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!!
What is big, gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellaphant!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!