Flower and Garden Jokes

From Faith, age 12, Cavite, Philippines

What does a tree drink at parties?

Rootbeer!

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From Avery, age 8, United States

How do you plant a fruit tree?

You berry it!!

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From Tammii, age 11, England

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

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From Ella-Bella, age 8, Issaquah, Washington

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

He used a cabbage patch!

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From Betty Ann, age 13, USA

What did the Tigerlily say to the Tulip?

Roar!

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From Alejandra, age 12, Escondido, California

What is the only class you can plant a flower in?

Kindergarden!

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