Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
Flower and Garden Jokes
Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Why did the corn go on a diet?
What did the mushroom say to the flower after she decided not to go on a date with him?
What does a broccoli ask you to do for him when he likes a girl but can’t do it himself because he’s too embarrassed?
I went to the park on Sunday afternoon, and then I was suddenly surrounded by lions!