What does a tree drink?
Root Beer!
Flower and Garden Jokes
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades!
What did the baby Tulip say to its baby-sitter?
”I want my Poppy and my Mum!”
What is the best kind of guy to meet?
A fungi!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!
Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals!
