What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why couldn’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals.
What do you call a homeless snail?
A slug!
What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
A black-eyed susan!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
SepTEMBER!!!
