What do you call a sad tree?
A weeping willow!
Flower and Garden Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.
Jill: There was in this one!!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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