Which flower talks the most and why?
Tulips. It’s because they have two lips!
Flower and Garden Jokes
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
What do you call a sad tree?
A weeping willow!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.
Jill: There was in this one!!
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