What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
Flower and Garden Jokes
Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.
Jill: There was in this one!!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips (two lips)!
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?
Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
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