What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Flower and Garden Jokes
A palm tree!
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips (two lips)!
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?
Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
Why was a pear sitting in a tree?
Because that’s where they are supposed to grow!!
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