Flower and Garden Jokes

From Robby, 8 years old, illinois

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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From Gabby, 9 years old, Rochester, N.Y

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips (two lips)!

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From Jericho O'Hare, 9 years old, Lincoln Nebraska

If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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From OneDirectionInfection, 12 years old, England

Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?

Because its petals (pedals) fell off!

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From Talia J., 11 years old, California

Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears!

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From Michael Fessey, 11 years old, Southport

Why was a pear sitting in a tree?

Because that’s where they are supposed to grow!!

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