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Food Jokes

From Ester, age 11, USA

A string was walking in a fast food restaurant. The waiter said,”Sorry, we don’t serve your kind.” The string went outside, tied itself, and shredded the ends. He went back inside. The same waiter asked,”Are you that string again?” Then the string said:

“I’m a frayed knot”
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From Emily, age 12, United States

What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?

Where’s Pop Corn?
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From Emily, age 14, Ontario

Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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From SuperPingu, age 11, USA

What is an egg’s favorite Broadway musical?

Yolklahoma!
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From Caitlin, age 8, Miami,Florida

What is green and wears oven gloves?

A cooking apple!
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From Alirra, age 11, Indonesia, Jakarta

Why is an adult on a vacation like a hungry kid?

Because they both want a suite\sweet!
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