What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Food Jokes
What is the left side of an apple?
In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
What happens when you throw margarine?
Once there were three people who were on an airplane; one had an apple; one had a banana, and one had a bomb. The flight attendant came around and said, “You can’t have those items!” So they all threw their items out the window.
Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
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