Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because he could not find a date!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Jack, age 8, Leeds, England
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
From Daryn, age 9, Dyer, Indiana
What did the banana say to the other banana?
From Deedee, age 12, Arkansas
What is the difference between chocolate and cheese?
From Kiara, age 12, Houston, TX
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
From Alfred, age 11, Fiji
Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?
From Kaveri, age 10, Chennai,India
Name the room which you can eat
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