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Food Jokes

From Jack, age 8, Leeds, England

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because he could not find a date!
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From Daryn, age 9, Dyer, Indiana

What did the banana say to the other banana?

Let’s split up!
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From Deedee, age 12, Arkansas

What is the difference between chocolate and cheese?

The cheese is never late!
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From Kiara, age 12, Houston, TX

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where’s Pop corn?
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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?

Super Market
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From Kaveri, age 10, Chennai,India

Name the room which you can eat

Mushroom!
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