Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?
Food Jokes
Super Market
Name the room which you can eat
Mushroom!
Why did the bread get fired from work?
He was toasted!
A woman sat down at her table and began to eat her vegetables and then they punched her! So she said to the waiter, “Waiter, my vegetables just punched me!”
And then the waiter said, “Oh, sorry, I thought you ordered black-eyed peas!”
Customer: Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?
Waiter: Well of course we do! It says right there on the sign “We serve everyone”. So go ahead and take a seat!
What do you serve but not eat?
*yum* A volleyball!
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