Why did the bread get fired from work?
He was toasted!
Food Jokes
A woman sat down at her table and began to eat her vegetables and then they punched her! So she said to the waiter, “Waiter, my vegetables just punched me!”
And then the waiter said, “Oh, sorry, I thought you ordered black-eyed peas!”
Customer: Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?
Waiter: Well of course we do! It says right there on the sign “We serve everyone”. So go ahead and take a seat!
What do you serve but not eat?
*yum* A volleyball!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?
Toe jam!
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