How does a nut sneeze?
Cashew!
Food Jokes
Why did the bread go fishing?
It wanted to loaf around!
A missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh lord,” he prayed, “I thank thee for the food which I am about to receive.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
Jack: Hey! Get your elbow out of my ribs!
Mike: I don’t have my elbow in your ribs! I have it in your food!
Jack: I’m eating ribs, Mike!
A man got on a bus with a banana in his ear and the busdriver said–“Hey buddy, you have a banana in your ear!”
The man said–“Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!”
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