Food Jokes

From Kaykitty, age 10, United States,Ohio

Why did the tomato turn red?

Beacause it saw the banana split!!

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From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas, Texas

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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From heidi, age 11, rock creek ohio

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!

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From Mary, 11 years old, Hazleton, PA

What did the grape say after it was squashed?

Nothing. It just gave a little whine. (wine)

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From Hayley, 10 years old, Beaumont, Texas

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

I must be peanut butter because….

I make you so jelly!!!!!

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