Food Jokes

From CowGuy82, 8 years old, Texas

What is a microphone’s favorite candy?

Mike-&-Ikes!

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From Rebecca, 11 years old, Turks and Caicos/Provodenciales

What did the racer say to the tomato?

You got to ketchup!

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From Adam, age 8, Fife, Scotland

Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?

Because he ran out of juice!!

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From Payton, 11 years old, Ohio

Why should a banana put lotion on?

So its skin doesn’t peel!

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From Radhika, age 10, India

What do dogs eat in the cinema ?

Pup-corn!

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From Lexi, age 11, Summerville,South Carolina

Knock Knock,
WHo’s there?
Phillip,
Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with treats!

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