A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)
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From Umar, 10 years old, England
A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
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Why did the orange go to the doctor?
From Kate, age 13, Sydney, Australia
What do you call a really good popsicle?
From Trevor, age 13, Allentown PA
What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?
From Hailey, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia
Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?
From Billy, age 7, Holmes
What do you call a mean potato?
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