When ketchup and mustard were racing, and ketchup was behind, what did ketchup say?
I’ll ketchup to you!
Food Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not tell you.
Have you ever heard about the lunch race ?
The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door; I’m dressing!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Beacause it saw the banana split!!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
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