Food Jokes

From Sophie, age 9, Austin, Texas

Where do you stop on green and go on red?

A watermelon!

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From Kiara, age 10, Pittsburgh, Pa

What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?

Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!

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From Malfoy, age 9, London, England

What do the sun and moon usually argue about?

Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!

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From Rachel P, age 8, USA

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!

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From Fionna, age 3, London

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

Limp-biscuit!

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From Abdurrafae Abdul Ghani Serang, age 12, India, Mumbai

Name the witch who lives in the desert…

Sandwitch!

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