Food Jokes

What kind of drink never runs out?

What type of bun does Fluttershy like her veggie dog in?

There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…

Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?

What is the best thing about a banana?

What’s brown. hairy. and wears sunglasses?