Food Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I butter not tell you, it might spread!

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From Charlee, 7 years old, Minnesota

What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?

I am bready to go!

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From Craig, age 8, Philippines

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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From Soph Soph, age 9, New York

What did the burger say to the fries when the burger was winning the race?

Ha! You need to ketchup!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

“Breathe!”

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From Jaylen, age 9, Brazoria, Texas

What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner’s on me!

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