Food Jokes

From Hailey, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?

Because he didn’t have enough dough!

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From Billy, age 7, Holmes

What do you call a mean potato?

A dic-TATER!

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From Jojo, age 9, Amman, Jordan

Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw salad dressing!

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From Tess, age 10, Auckland,NZ

What does the butcher say to introduce his wife?

Meat Patty!

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From Loading, 9 years old, U.S.A

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business (up in your business)!

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From Megan, age 8, Santa Clara, California

What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?

A food fight!

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