Food Jokes

From Lance, 9 years old, Taiwan

How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?

You turn off the lights!

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From Trees22, 3 years old

What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?

Cheesecake!

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From Samantha, age 10, North Carolina,USA

What is bad about a mouse eating cheese?

Before they eat it they have to cut it!

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From Olivia, 10 years old, England

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

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From Izabella P, 10 years old, Alabama

Which fish tastes best in peanut butter?

a JELLYfish!

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From Charlee, 7 years old, Minnesota

What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?

I am bready to go!

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