Food Jokes

From ''Becky'', age 9, US, California

Becca: Eww! There’s a bug in my milk!!

Dad: Is he doing the backstroke?

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What kind of soda is always happy and joyful?

Pep-si!!!!!!

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From Tori, 12 years old, Wauwatosa, Wisconsin

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!

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From Connor, age 10, England

What is an alien’s favorite snack?

A Mars bar!

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From Mae, 12 years old, Michigan

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

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From Shaz, age 8, Newry, Ireland

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

I’m stuck on you!

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