What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?
The Black-eyed peas!
Food Jokes
Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?
Because he didn’t have enough dough!
What do you call a mean potato?
A dic-TATER!
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw salad dressing!
What does the butcher say to introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business (up in your business)!
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