Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
Food Jokes
Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I butter not tell you, it might spread!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!
Why did the person eat the tomato salad?
Because the wanted to be FRESH!
Why couldn’t the orange make it up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!
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