Food Jokes

From Tori, 12 years old, Wauwatosa, Wisconsin

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!

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From Connor, age 10, England

What is an alien’s favorite snack?

A Mars bar!

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From Mae, 12 years old, Michigan

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

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From Shaz, age 8, Newry, Ireland

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

I’m stuck on you!

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From Eden A. Larson, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips.

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From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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