Food Jokes

From Jessicca Adams, 8 years old, Nutbush, Tennessee

What do eggs do for fun?

Crack jokes!

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From Rebecca, age 14, North America

What did the orange say to the other orange?

You’re looking clemenfine!

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From Jim, 9 years old, USA

How does a hamburger dance?

It shakes its buns!

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From Mary, 3 years old, France

A mushroom went to a party. Everyone said,
-Hey you can’t come in here!
He said…….

Why not? I’m a fungi!

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From Brookie, 3 years old,

Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?

To see the butterfly!

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From Alex :), age 11, Missouri, U.S.A

What did the egg say to the farmer?

I’m too young to fry!

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