What did the egg say to the farmer?
I’m too young to fry!
Food Jokes
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
What cookie makes you rich?
A fortune cookie!
Why did the bottle of ketchup lose the race?
He had to catch up!
Why is a ceiling that has a hole in it like a vegetable junkie?
Because they both have leek/leaks!
Have you heard the butter joke?
Don’t spread it!
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