What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
Food Jokes
Bob: Can I have some cheese?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: It’s nacho cheese.
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?
It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Why did the cook get arrested?
Because it got caught beating an egg!
How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?
There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!
A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?
Odds in flavor!
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