Food Jokes

From Isaac, 8 years old, Henderson,NV

What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?

A teapot!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why do the French eat snails?

They do not like fast-food.

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From Santa, a grownup, Greenland

What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek (leak)!

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From Ethan Duane Lien, 11 years old, Bagley, Minnesota

Bob: Can I have some cheese?
John: No.
Bob: Why?

John: It’s nacho cheese.

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From Holly, age 16, New York City, New York

What did the muffin say to the other muffin?

It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”

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From Ashley#15 and Cambry#2, age 10, USA

Why did the cook get arrested?

Because it got caught beating an egg!

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