Why did the bacon laugh?
Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!
Food Jokes
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?
A sandwitch!!
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
Tear gas!
“I’m going bananas!” …
That’s what I tell my bananas before I leave my house.
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator?
Don’t look I’m dressing!
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