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Food Jokes

From Jessica, age 13, Vidalia ,Georgia

A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?

Odds in flavor!
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Filed Under: Food, Work

From Lizzie, age 11, New Jersey

What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?

Loafers!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Food, Shoe

From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the ranch dressing!
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Filed Under: Food

From Jade, age 9, Kentucky

What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?

Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)
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Filed Under: Dog, Food

From Mao, age 4, Ohio

What do you call a cold meal?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!
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Filed Under: Food

From Willow, 7 years old, Canada

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!
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Filed Under: Food

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