What’s the difference between cut beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup!
Food Jokes
What happened when two peanuts were walking a tough neighborhood?
One was a-salted (assaulted)!
Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?
It might crack!
What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
A little girl is sitting in the kitchen, eating a popsicle. Her mom walks in behind her and scares her so she drops it. What does she have?
A DROP-sicle!
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
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