Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
Food Jokes
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasobe?
What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun?
Melted ice cream going down your shirt!
Why did the tomato turn red???
It saw the salad dressing!!!
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